Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Top Ten

Top Ten Signs It's Time to Get Rid of the Pacie:

10. You (Mommy) realize you have one on you at ALL TIMES.

9. You begin to panic if you do not have a pacie in your pocket, diaper bag, car, etc...

8. You use it as a be-quiet-I've-got-two-other-babies-to-tend-to tool. I guess this one goes for Patrick's lovey, as well!

7. There are pacies hidden in every nook and cranny of your home.

6. You have been known to search the above said nooks and crannys on all fours in attempt to find a pacie.

5. Your child knows you will search for a pacie on all fours for him, so he's saves his energy and watches you crawling around the house like a mad woman!

4. You find yourself always browsing the pacie aisle at Target to see if they are on sale.

3. Your child will keep a pacie in his mouth 24/7, if you let him, and must have one in his mouth and one in each hand.

2. Your child has mastered eating and sucking on the pacie at the same time.

1. You look over and your child has the ENTIRE pacifier in his mouth- not just the part you suck on. AAAHHHH!!!!!!

2 comments:

The Family said...

Time for the Pacie Fairy to visit!!!

Unknown said...

It is going to be a dark day when the fairy shows up!