
Monday, December 6, 2010
Santa!

Tuesday, November 23, 2010
The Conversations That Consume My Day
Graham: I big boy, mommy!! I'm going to drive!
Me: Graham, I know you're a big boy. However, you may not drive!
Graham: I BIG BOY!!!
Me: You have to be as big as mommy and daddy to drive, son. Get in your carseat. NOW! (as I
must crawl through the car and physically put him in his carseat. A few people in the parking lot had even stopped to hear this conversation and were laughing. At least we provided a good show!)
Marshall: Momma, why are there spikey things on my penis???
Me: Uhhhh...spikey things?!? (as I think to myself this CANNOT be good)
Marshall: Yeah, spikey things under my penis. (as he proceeds to show me said spikey things)
Me: Well, Marshall, those aren't spikey things. You're just obviously a little cold.
Marshall: Why???? Why does cold make spikey things on my penis???
Me: Marshall, that is a VERY good question for daddy...
Patrick: What day is it???
Me: Tuesday (or whatever random day it is, being that we have this conversation multiple times per day)
Patrick: What day comes after Tuesday?
Me: Wednesday.
Patrick: What day comes after Wednesday?Me: Thursday.
Patrick: What day comes after Thursday?Me: Friday. Then Saturday, Sunday and Monday.
Patrick: No, what day comes after Friday?I'm sure you can see where this conversation is going. I am not allowed to just say the days of the week. I must answer as he asks. Let me tell you, I get quite tired of having this conversation with Patrick. Hopefully soon he will learn the days of the week.
Any of the 3 boys riding in the car: My penis hurts!!!!!
Me: I'm sorry. Why does it hurt???
Boys: Because you're going to fast!! (Or slow, or stopped, etc...)
Me: I'm not going to fast. Scoot your bootie back in your carseat and see if that helps.
Boys: IT DOESN'T!!! Stop the car. My penis STILL hurts!!!
Me: I cannot stop on the interstate because your penis hurts. I'm sorry. It will be okay.
Boys: MY PENIS HURTS!!!!
This conversation is a vicious cycle. Once they are on the subject it just doesn't stop until we are out of the car. There are even these railroad tracks that we go over often and every time it's gets them fired up because it makes their boy parts hurt!! Only boys...
Boys: Someone pooped on the club house!!! (the bottom part of our outdoor playset)
Me: WHAT?!? Boys that not funny. Stop playing around.
Boys: But there's poop in there!!! It's doggy poop. No, it's Graham poop!
Graham: Not me!!! I didn't poop!!!
Me: Show me. DO NOT touch. Just point where it is. (sure enough there was human poop in the club house.)
Boys: EWWWWW!!!!!
Me: WHO POOPED IN THE CLUB HOUSE?!? TELL ME NOW!!!
Boys: Graham!! Patrick!! Marshall!! (the blame game)
Me: Everyone inside. I will find out who did it. I'm going to wipe your booties. Who ever has poop on their bootie obviously pooped in the club house.
Boys: Uhhhhh....(busted!!! lots of blank stares at this point.)
Me: Patrick you're clean. Graham you still have on your diaper. MARSHALL!!!! You are NOT clean. WHY did you do that?!? (goofy Marshy grin and I think I may have had scary red eyes at this point and fire coming out of my mouth!!) TIME OUT BUDDY! NOW!
Why is that that nearly ALL of the conversations at my house are centered around body parts and/or bodily function?!? I've been warned that boys will not outgrow this for quite some time, probably not until they're like 40. Nice...
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Why I DID NOT Vote Yesterday and To Axxium or Not to Axxium
But, what did I do yesterday instead of voting??? I got a much needed mani/pedi!!! Yay!! And, just for the record, when the little guy has to go in the back to get a better tool for your heels, you know it was time for that pedicure! I actually got the OPI Axxium 14 day manicure. We'll see how it holds up. I chose a super neutral color so that if doesn't last like it should, I won't be walking around with trashy looking nails. This Axxium stuff you have to go back and get taken off, plain old nail polish remover won't do the trick! Basically, from my research (because you know, it's so much more important to research the manicure you're about to get rather than the election!) it's an acrylic nail polish that they put on and use UV light to set and an acetone resistant top coat to ensure that it lasts. The best part? Your nails are totally dry when you leave, so no smudging and chipping on your way out the door! Day 1- holding up quite nicely. I'll keep ya posted! :)
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
There's a POTATO Coming!!!
Yesterday we had some pretty nasty weather, as in a wind advisory and a tornado warning. When I picked the boys up from school they had to do their special severe weather dismissal and actually put every child in their car with their parent. I asked the boys about the sirens and what they had to do and why they had to do it. They response I got? "There's a potato coming!" Yes, Marshall informed me that there was a potato coming. Patrick was very quick to correct him and inform him that it was, in fact, a tornado and not a potato. I did, however, get a good laugh! So, keep your eyes peeled for those potatoes!! I hear they can be pretty dangerous. :)Sunday, October 24, 2010
The Mad Skills Posessed by Yours Truly
Monday, October 18, 2010
"Honesty Appreciated :)"
*Well, I actually ended up in the hole $40 after buying Italian smocked dresses for Bella Grace and stocking up on Playmobil for the boys!
Friday, October 15, 2010
Friday Family Fotos- Lovey Dovey
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Meet 'Pat'

Meet 'Pat'...aka Patrick. First off, I must say that Patrick has made drastic improvements in his writing skills since starting our new school. However, he has recently started bringing home papers in which he simply writes 'Pat' instead of Patrick! Robert and I cannot help but find this hysterical!! Patrick gets extremely upset if we call him 'Richard' (his legal first name!) and we won't talk about what happens if we call him 'Pat!' But, hey, at least he is trying, right?! I figure he's just being a bit lazy and has figured out that it's a lot easier and quicker to simply write 'Pat' instead of 'Patrick.' And, it gets the message across that it's his paper. I can't help but say it, but it's such a male thing to do, huh? Reminds me of when my brother used to write 'Christ' on his papers in kindergarten instead of 'Christian!!' Gotta love the protestant kid calling himself 'Christ' while attending the Catholic school! :)
Friday, October 1, 2010
Friday Family Foto
Ready for Halloween!!! Last year- red dragons. This year- green dragons. Hey, I tried to get a little variety. At least they went for a different color dragon this year! And, Marshall decided Bella Grace needed to be a butterfly. So sweet! :) I just hope she does some major growing over the next month. She gets a little lost in that butterfly custume!Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Hard Evidence...

Monday, September 27, 2010
The Wrath of the Breastfeeding Gods
Miss Pretty
Marshall just loves his baby sister!!Wednesday, September 22, 2010
My Version of a Good Day
Manual Labor
This is my version of entertaining three little boys while attempting to keep this disaster of a house clean!! They will spend 30-45 minutes vacuuming. I love it! It is also my way of *hopefully* teaching them that this house does NOT clean itself. No, the Cleaning Fairy does not live next door to the Tooth Fairy! Now, I have a reason to justify my compulsion to purchase vacuums ALL THE TIME. YES!! And, even better is that here pretty soon Bella Grace will be old enough to vacuum and I'll just HAVE to purchase another vacuum! That just totally makes my day. :)Thursday, September 16, 2010
It's JUST a WALK!!
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Finding Time...
Daddy Needs a Big Bicycle
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Lots of Posts and It's My Birthday!!!
But, there is one little tid bit I just have to post because it occurs daily and makes Robert and I laugh every day. Graham got a truck for his birthday that came with a power drill so you can take apart the truck and put it back together. The big boys helped me wrap it for Graham- after they played with it for an hour!! When Graham opened it he was in LOVE!! But, his brothers wanted to take it from him and play with it. So, I told them that it was Graham's birthday and it was his present so he got to play with it first. They had already had plenty of time to play with it when they helped wrap it while Graham was napping. Graham quickly caught on and every time they tried to take his truck he would say, "But it's MY birthday!" It was pretty funny.
Fast forward to now. Graham is STILL saying, "It's MY birthday!!" every time he wants something they have or if they try to take something he is playing with. It's hilarious!! With all these birthdays Graham keeps having he's got to be at least 100 years old by now! If all else fails, tell 'em it's your birthday.... :)
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Classic Patrick-ism
Me: What was your favorite part of school today???
Marshall: (super excited and super squeaky) The water thing....and the numbers...(insert random 3yr old rambling about these said activities)
Patrick: (dead serious, no real emotion) The end.
Well, I guess now is not the time to burst Patrick's little bubble and inform him he will be going ALL DAY next year and not just 9-12, huh?!? But, throughout the day at home I did hear the boys talking to each other about the various things they did at school and Patrick was excited and happy. That made me feel better! And, Patrick is now obsessed with kindergarten and keeps talking about how next year he gets to be a kindergartner. So, all in all, I think it's just their true personalities coming out. We'll see...
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Big Hair Bows and Master Pouter
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Newborn Pics
or you can go to her website, http://www.triciahackney.com/ and click the proofs link in the right upper corner. Thanks, Tricia, for a great session! :)

Monday, July 26, 2010
Our Newest Addition
Monday, July 19, 2010
37 1/2
I'm still feeling pretty good. Well, minus Friday and Saturday. Little Miss got herself in some crazy position and that didn't settle well with me, but she seems to have moved back to where she belongs now. Thanks, baby girl!! :) There's a small part of me that wouldn't be surprised if she comes sometime in the next 72 hours. Especially since as I type this I am having constant contractions and lots of pressure. But, we'll see. You know how we females are. She might just decide to stay in forever!
Speaking of staying in forever, Patrick told me (again) today that he did not want to go back inside my belly. He said he didn't like being in there. Because, you know, I'm sure he remembers being in there for nine months!!! He also informed me that baby sister was coming Tuesday. Really?!? When I told Patrick tomorrow was Tuesday he said he knew that and that she was coming Tuesday. I guess we'll just have to wait and see if tomorrow brings a baby!!
I'll try to remember to take a belly pic at some point this week, but right now too comfy sitting on my you-know-what to get up and get the camera. So, be sprinkling some labor dust, water breakage dust, get-this-baby-out-soon dust around and let's get ready to have a baby! :)
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Things That Make You Wonder...
Saturday, July 10, 2010
Happy 3rd Birthday, Marshall!
His brothers were more than happy to help open his presents.And, if all else fails, use your teeth. Right, Graham?!?
Marhsall with his construction hat and his fancynew garbage truck.
Look at that big boy on his new bicycle!!!Thursday, July 8, 2010
Maternity Pics



Monday, July 5, 2010
July 4th, 2010
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Now, This is a first!!
Friday, June 25, 2010
34 Weeks...The Good, The Bad, The U.G.L.Y.
The Good: I feel pretty good still! Wow! I could not say this at 34 weeks pregnant with Graham. So, Baby Quad's being rather kind to mommy. :) I personally think I feel better simply because the boys are older and sleeping better at night and the varicose veins are not nearly as painful as they were during my last pregnancy. This is actually the first pregnancy since Patrick that I've not had another child still waking during the night!! Not that I'm sleeping like a log or anything, but at least I'm not getting up with one of the boys. I've also managed to have a perfectly uneventful pregnancy thus far- what a blessing!! Hopefully I will have a perfectly uneventful, smooth delivery and of a beautiful, healthy baby. Oh, another good- I'm pretty sure she's head down now!! Yay!! Her hiccups are felt low now, the stronger kicks are up near my ribs and I can definitely tell that she goes back and forth from having her head engaged then not engaged. My doctor said this is very typical of third, fourth, etc. babies. Something to do with the fact that the penthouse (aka my uterus!) has been nice and stretched by it's previous occupants and that my ligaments are very stretched out, as well. They say she'll probably fully engage later when she really runs out of room, or it could even be as late as when labor actually begins! I'm still guessing that she'll come about the same time her brothers have come- right at 38 weeks. I've had the lovely signs of cervical changes lately, just like with the boys, and there's been an uptick in Braxton Hicks. But, I guess you never know!
The Bad: Well, not too many bad things to report. I'm not sleeping well, but that's to be expected. It's hard to get comfortable and once I'm in a position it takes so much effort to roll over that I fully wake up. And, speaking of waking up, baby girl is still waking me up at night! I guess my constant movement during the day rocks her to sleep so she's bright eyed and bushy tailed all night long while I'm still. The varicose veins are definitely the worst looking they've been with any of my pregnancies and they're definitely painful. But, it's pretty much to be expected so I just deal with them. Over all I'm very fortunate at his point. I could be feeling a lot worse!
Now, for some updated belly pics. She's certainly growing!! And, so are other parts of my body- just ask Patrick. This morning Patrick walked in while I was getting dressed and gave me a very confused, puzzled look. He then asked why my mo-mo's were so big now (mo-mo is momma milk/boobies in our house!) I told him they were bigger because they had baby sister's momma milk in them. He then got very serious and told me that baby sister really needed to drink her momma milk. I explained to him that while baby sister is in my belly she eats whatever I eat- that we share. And, once she's out of my belly she will drink momma milk. Still confused, he looked at me and touched my belly as told me that baby sister was REALLY big now and that she was almost all the way up to my mouth. Yeah, I feel like she's that big,too, Patrick!! He then got very serious again and asked if she was going to hurt my mouth when she came out of it. I assured him that she would not hurt my mouth when she came out and that I would be ok. I'm still avoiding telling him where babies actually come out!! We'll deal with that one when he's a little older! But, he was very quick to tell me (this is not the first time he's said this) that he DOES NOT want to go back inside my belly to live when baby sister comes out! Too funny!! I assured him that no one was going back inside my belly. It's a one-way ticket out!!! :)
32 Weeks
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